Don't Believe It!

Theophobe sent me this link. It is extremely difficult to believe. See for yourself.

The Conspiracy

I am highly skeptical of its claim. It offers no evidence whatsoever.

Then again, it IS on a Wikipedia-looking site...

It must be true, then!

Other interesting tidbits on the site (some content Rated R; the writers seem to have a strange fascination with Sophia Loren):

500 BC - Greeks invent philosophy(filos=love, Sophia)

403 - The Hagia Sophia completed in Constantinople. Her majestic domes are just huge.

1453 - Turks capture Constantinople and rename it Is Stan Bull, adding minarets as phallic symbols around the Hagia Sophia.

917 - World War I: Battle of Cambrai begins - The Allies make surprise attack on the German Trenches while the Soldiers are transfixed on Sophia's Invention.

oooook. I strongly suspect a conspiracy.