So Are You a Domestic Terrorist?

Believe me, the government has a list. Checking it twice. Going to find out who's naughty or nice. 

Glenn Beck had an amusing segment of his show devoted to a make-believe interview, where he asks an invisible person about the qualifications of being labeled a domestic terrorist. I've heard of such things on such a list. Some items include:

1. Publishing any "anti-government" (whatever that is) opinions and news.

2. Voting for any third-party candidate except for the Socialist and Green Parties (they are OK).

3. Forwarding any emails of "anti-government" sentiment, in cartoon or text form.

4. Quoting the Constitution and/or Declaration of Independence.

5. Homeschooling your children.

6. Voting "no" on any public school budget.

7. Web surfing habits with visits to "conspiracy" sites such as Alex Jones, Glenn Beck, and 9/11 sites (Rush Limbaugh and Al Franken are OK).

8. Viewing any Aaron Russo viral video or film.

9. Quoting America's founding fathers as if our government leaders are not like them.

The funny thing about Beck's make-believe interview segment is that it isn't terribly make-believe at all. It's why the SWAT Team violently and swiftly raids a family farm because Mr. Farmer doesn't have a government-issued food and health permit for the selling of co-op bulk foods to his friends. You see, Mr. Farmer has been surveilled for years.

He's a...

...a...

Constitutionalist!

That word strikes morbid fear into government entities. So if you even think you are a Constitutionalist, you're on that list. And it's why the feds are building labor camps for all these domestic terrorists. [This post alone will incur 7.54 more years for me in the U.S. Concentration Camp Facility].

See you at the flagpole.

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have. Thomas Jefferson